It all started with two loud ones, three homesick ones, one very red one, a bitchy one, and another quite cute one. Nothing really ever changed from then on! As we started to get to know each other, the fun began. Boys came on to the scene quite quickly, and dayroom was made the place to be found: under desks with our latest catches! A few bottles were often to be seen spinning around the floor, and making people blush when they had to pull their best friends' boyfriend!
As the terms started running ahead of us, we found that comments from the older years were nothing but slight hitches on the horizon. We now understand their reasoning behind hating us with such passion!! Gem soon emigrated, and hasn't been seen much since……! We have however, heard of her peculiar fetish with the older generation of gentlemen….control woman!!!!!
We soon reached our seniors, and this was when the trouble really began. It became the normal procedure for certain members of the year to get given cards for just about every new avenue they tried to explore, and at one point Isabel, Zoe Williams and Michelle were at the point of near expulsion! Bed times seemed to become a thing of the past "Get into bed", "What do you think you're doing?" "What time do you call this…Its nearly ten O'clock" (DJS!!!!). We soon discovered what Saturday Nights were all about, even if one particular member remained dry throughout our UF...mentioning no names…JHANELLE!!! Gem and Em made an evil and seductive double act, and Zoe and Michelle became good buddies through the amount of time they spent together sitting in a classroom on Saturday evenings, drawing pictures of fat women with chocolate cake next to them! "Egg, Egg, Chocolaty Egg".
We were told of a new girl, but when she arrived we saw a familiar face…Peek…will you EVER leave??!!

Gemma became more stunning and outrageous by the day, with numerous blokes running after her in every direction! Jhanelle grew great assets, and also a wicked sense of humour with a character to match. Emma, well what can you say? Blokes, beautiful and bitchy?…No…there is more to her, I promise…mentally if not physically! Mads fell head over heels and under Bridges throughout her LE year, but soon became the untouchable and extremely fit individual she is now renowned for being. Rowena never really changed… you won't miss her in a crowd, she loves being p**sed and getting laid!!! Isabel is the giggly, bubbly, constantly drunk and extremely raunchy lady she will be for a long time to come, and Michelle is the tiny, naughty and extremely sexy thang she will always be.