Bruce Keefe
Lamb B: 1994 - 1997
Lamb A: 1997 - 2000
Grecians East: 2000 - 2001

‘Hullo Bruccsseeyyy!’ The call for Bruce’s name in this moronic manner with an exaggerated lisp has echoed around C.H for seven years. Bruce (aka Slimmer) is renowned for his constant need for sleep, large lips and sweaty hands (which he frequently uses as a defence mechanism, especially against his Tango Partner Noodles) yet also his various virtues. Bruce is also known for his toughness and the amount of blows he has taken (including my granny on the UF, which did make him cry – ha ha Hebruce!). Bruce has been the butt of many jokes yet it will be sad to see him go. Bye Bye Bruciee!