Guy Matthews
Lamb B: 1994 - 1997
Peele A: 1997 - 2000
Grecians West: 2000 - 2001

“God Does Exist” – Inspection indicates this is clearly a mediocre attempt at reflexive self-justification embedded with such virulent arrogance into his personal statement that Oxford simply could not resist him – or so he thought. Guy has endeavoured to flout authority from an early age, where his compounded tardiness and repeated wanton dismissal of final warnings brought him into hot contention with the unanimously feared Dense Overweight Idiot.
Unfortunately Guy yielded rather unexpectedly to nocturnal terrorization the night before the inscription of this document. The offending tyrants blundered traumatized from the study in response from his outburst of naked fury, prior to playing Ugly Kid Joe at 2:00 am. In Guy’s omnispectant eyes, “You have NO MORALS!” – but surely Lucy Pittock was against the law?