Gavin Osborn
Maine B: 1994 - 1997
Middleton A: 1997 - 2000
Grecians East: 2000 - 2001

The lad who seems to do very little, if any work yet manages to get top grades and predictions. That is, excluding GCSE (He got a C in English?) but how? Surely this is only average. His love of asphalt football prompted a last-year debut in the school squads having been forbidden to play contact sports. He managed to get into the 5ths. On his Grecians. Still, he hasn’t played since the Juniors. Speaking of which, let’s hope he’s got up the courage to “chirps” Harriet by now, eh? Choir’s never been the same since BILF brigade got an addition ETB? 12. Of course, his true loves are bike riding and zob watching. His greatest accomplishment is being an all-nighty-whitey. Apparently, it was all worth it just to hear the timeless words, “And the referee, Stevie Wonder, saw nothing”! However, let us not forget that this is the man who drank less than a whole bottle of wine and remained distinctly pale for a week! Hopefully, University will give him a stomach; it’s not like he’s going to work when he gets there! : >)