Simon Palgrave
Lamb B: 1993 - 1996
Maine A: 1996 - 2000
Grecians East: 2000 - 2001

Simon drinks coffee, tea and occasionally from the furry cup. I’m sure Simon had many clones of himself, which he probably engineered whilst Mrs Rohrs turned her back in a biology lesson…He seemed to be in the fives courts, at scouts, at astronomy and drinking from the furry cup all at the same time!!!! Having been red-carded on numerous occasions (once), for very successfully hacking into the school computer network, he would offer to change pupil’s reports for a small, but convenient charge of four pounds which proved vital in my final year at CH, plus he downloaded some rather illicit material from one of his favourite porn sites…which was nice. Late nights and late pizza orders resulted in a very late bloke, a year late in fact. As far as I’m concerned Simon is a thoroughly friendly, gentle, caring, psychopathic jump up prodigy raver, who is always pre-occupied during the drum n bass nights in the octagon…if he had been there, it would have been devastatingly good. Peace out sweet stuff.